1 00:00:00,226 --> 00:00:02,273 Previously, on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:02,284 --> 00:00:05,016 Look, just go while you still have the chance. 3 00:00:05,892 --> 00:00:09,358 The Library controls the levels of ambient magic 4 00:00:09,369 --> 00:00:10,751 that flow through the pipes. 5 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,372 This one has a leak. 6 00:00:14,461 --> 00:00:17,715 Well, what's my Birthright, you scaly shit? 7 00:00:17,725 --> 00:00:20,674 It's the talking animals. They've all been struck dumb. 8 00:00:20,684 --> 00:00:23,677 - So what is this? - I saved your fucking life, bitch. 9 00:00:23,687 --> 00:00:26,593 Margo, are you okay? 10 00:00:26,603 --> 00:00:28,532 You're just a brown-nose sweater boy 11 00:00:28,543 --> 00:00:30,293 desperate to matter at all. 12 00:00:30,303 --> 00:00:31,772 The other me, Sam, 13 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,207 did whatever she thought was right, 14 00:00:33,218 --> 00:00:34,890 regardless of what anybody else thought. 15 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:37,343 This contract initiates our services in exchange for... 16 00:00:37,353 --> 00:00:39,867 "Unlimited manual and magical labor"? 17 00:00:39,877 --> 00:00:43,106 "Bound in service to the Library up to and after my death"? 18 00:00:43,117 --> 00:00:45,612 - Penny, where are you? - I'm in the Underworld Library. 19 00:00:45,622 --> 00:00:47,331 If you stay down here, 20 00:00:47,342 --> 00:00:49,790 you've got an amazing destiny ahead of you. 21 00:01:13,346 --> 00:01:14,815 Uh, excuse me? 22 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:16,164 Mr. Adiyodi? 23 00:01:16,174 --> 00:01:18,341 Come in. Have a seat. 24 00:01:18,351 --> 00:01:20,082 Is... 25 00:01:21,528 --> 00:01:22,956 Did I do something wrong? 26 00:01:22,967 --> 00:01:24,805 I called you in to talk about Matilda Fremont. 27 00:01:24,816 --> 00:01:26,610 You shelved her book yesterday 28 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,782 under "Disappointing Prodigies"? 29 00:01:28,793 --> 00:01:30,567 Oh, right. 30 00:01:30,578 --> 00:01:33,660 Uh, mastered the flute at seven but became a mediocre poet. 31 00:01:33,670 --> 00:01:35,009 Unremarkable. 32 00:01:35,019 --> 00:01:36,707 Did you read her brother's book? 33 00:01:36,717 --> 00:01:38,039 She saved his life... 34 00:01:38,050 --> 00:01:40,145 pulled him out of a self-destructive spiral, 35 00:01:40,155 --> 00:01:41,799 and he went on to become 36 00:01:41,809 --> 00:01:44,541 one of the world's greatest philanthropists. 37 00:01:44,551 --> 00:01:46,847 I wouldn't call that "unremarkable." 38 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:52,341 Uh, okay. So is there section for, uh, "Sisters of Generous Men"? 39 00:01:53,689 --> 00:01:55,899 You've been in the Underworld branch, 40 00:01:55,910 --> 00:01:57,858 - um, three weeks? - Well... 41 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,947 Yeah, when I died, all I cared about 42 00:01:59,957 --> 00:02:03,864 was getting back up there, and... and all this? 43 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,953 I didn't think it mattered... 44 00:02:05,963 --> 00:02:09,566 where a book goes, who reads it. 45 00:02:09,576 --> 00:02:12,046 Those books I lent you, you get a chance to read them? 46 00:02:12,056 --> 00:02:13,579 Of course. 47 00:02:14,450 --> 00:02:15,702 Well, I skimmed. 48 00:02:15,712 --> 00:02:17,095 How far did you get? 49 00:02:17,105 --> 00:02:19,010 Alice, uh, opened a pipe, 50 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:21,447 accidentally helped blow up the Modesto branch, 51 00:02:21,457 --> 00:02:24,765 and Quentin played Pictionary with a mummy. 52 00:02:25,853 --> 00:02:27,018 Where would you file them? 53 00:02:27,028 --> 00:02:28,454 Quentin and Alice... 54 00:02:28,464 --> 00:02:30,413 "Star-Crossed Romances," probably, 55 00:02:30,423 --> 00:02:32,893 or "Well-Meaning Failures." 56 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:35,069 - What about the others? - Oh... 57 00:02:35,079 --> 00:02:38,029 "Side Characters in Epic Quests." 58 00:02:38,039 --> 00:02:39,552 I'm a side character? 59 00:02:39,562 --> 00:02:41,245 Look, no offense. 60 00:02:41,256 --> 00:02:44,122 It's just... Quentin's the center of the whole thing. 61 00:02:44,132 --> 00:02:46,211 He's the one that knows everybody. 62 00:02:46,221 --> 00:02:48,039 He's the one the little British girl picked 63 00:02:48,049 --> 00:02:50,084 to save the world. 64 00:02:50,094 --> 00:02:52,739 Or he's the one that looks like you. 65 00:02:52,749 --> 00:02:53,943 Not fair. 66 00:02:53,954 --> 00:02:57,222 Todd looks like me. He's not the center of shit. 67 00:02:57,232 --> 00:02:58,518 But he could be. 68 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:02,793 All I'm saying is you think you've seen stories like this before, 69 00:03:02,803 --> 00:03:05,143 so you can guess what's going to happen... 70 00:03:05,153 --> 00:03:08,146 who's important and who isn't. 71 00:03:08,156 --> 00:03:11,236 But that's because you are trapped in your POV. 72 00:03:11,246 --> 00:03:15,153 You have a classic case of White Male Protagonism, Derek, 73 00:03:15,163 --> 00:03:18,286 and a Librarian simply can't have that. 74 00:03:18,296 --> 00:03:21,028 But that's why these books are so important. 75 00:03:21,038 --> 00:03:22,682 They're such a gift. 76 00:03:22,692 --> 00:03:26,947 They... they can allow you to see other points of view. 77 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:29,559 And once you start seeing that, 78 00:03:29,569 --> 00:03:32,779 you'll find that the story doesn't end the way you think, 79 00:03:32,789 --> 00:03:36,566 and the most important characters aren't who you expect. 80 00:03:41,581 --> 00:03:43,921 Remember back before all the stuff in Modesto 81 00:03:43,931 --> 00:03:47,577 when Alice first escaped from the Library? 82 00:03:47,587 --> 00:03:49,143 Oh, dear. 83 00:03:49,153 --> 00:03:50,841 I'm telling you, I saw 84 00:03:50,851 --> 00:03:53,800 a reindeer-driven sleigh fly away. 85 00:03:53,810 --> 00:03:55,628 Alice and Nick are gone. 86 00:03:55,638 --> 00:03:56,803 This is not funny. 87 00:03:56,813 --> 00:04:00,503 I'm not laughing... now. 88 00:04:00,513 --> 00:04:02,330 - I mean... - Lets discuss next steps. 89 00:04:02,340 --> 00:04:04,851 Mm, we should wait for Everett. He'll know how to... 90 00:04:04,862 --> 00:04:08,728 Oh, he'll agree with me when I say that Alice Quinn was your project. 91 00:04:08,738 --> 00:04:11,775 Holding her here was a mistake. We aren't jailers. 92 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:13,646 What would you have done? 93 00:04:13,656 --> 00:04:15,617 Alice broke her deal with us. 94 00:04:15,628 --> 00:04:19,870 She tried to turn off all of magic. That has to have consequences. 95 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,655 Our mission is to preserve the knowledge of magic. 96 00:04:22,665 --> 00:04:26,077 Alice Quinn is an existential threat to that knowledge. 97 00:04:26,088 --> 00:04:28,870 Are you suggesting that we should have killed her... 98 00:04:28,888 --> 00:04:30,880 And Santa Claus? 99 00:04:32,545 --> 00:04:35,000 I'm so sorry. It's not at all funny. 100 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,812 Do you agree with Cyrus? 101 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,486 I see. 102 00:04:42,205 --> 00:04:47,287 I admit, I took a personal interest in Alice's rehabilitation. 103 00:04:47,298 --> 00:04:49,203 Perhaps it biased me. 104 00:04:49,213 --> 00:04:50,727 You are correct. 105 00:04:50,737 --> 00:04:52,555 We are not jailers. 106 00:04:52,565 --> 00:04:54,600 Nor are we killers. 107 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:57,995 So I'll ask again... what would you have us do? 108 00:04:58,005 --> 00:04:59,910 "Protect the flame of knowledge 109 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,868 no matter the cost." 110 00:05:01,878 --> 00:05:04,567 I believe that's how the old motto goes. 111 00:05:04,577 --> 00:05:05,698 Everett. 112 00:05:05,708 --> 00:05:07,091 Sorry I was delayed. 113 00:05:07,101 --> 00:05:10,311 The renovation of our Rome branch ran into some difficulties. 114 00:05:10,321 --> 00:05:12,052 Have you been briefed on Alice? 115 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,706 I agree with Zelda. 116 00:05:13,716 --> 00:05:16,840 We are an order of scholars, not assassins. 117 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,669 So what is the scholarly solution? 118 00:05:19,679 --> 00:05:20,931 Read their books. 119 00:05:20,941 --> 00:05:22,236 Learn their intentions. 120 00:05:22,246 --> 00:05:25,269 We agreed not to breach privacy unless there was no other option. 121 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,457 What's the other option? 122 00:05:29,602 --> 00:05:31,115 Uh, okay. 123 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:33,421 Well, Nick's book has been taken 124 00:05:33,431 --> 00:05:35,119 and presumably destroyed, 125 00:05:35,129 --> 00:05:39,253 but Alice's is still in the Revision Room having the ending put in. 126 00:05:39,263 --> 00:05:40,864 Which will take days, 127 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,735 and if she and Nick split up, we'll lose them. 128 00:05:42,745 --> 00:05:44,737 There might be another way. 129 00:05:44,747 --> 00:05:46,652 Tracking devices. 130 00:05:46,662 --> 00:05:49,176 Eventually, they'll go somewhere for help. 131 00:05:49,186 --> 00:05:50,656 There isn't enough ambient 132 00:05:50,666 --> 00:05:52,440 to keep either of them happy long, 133 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:54,965 so disperse a Searcher widely and... 134 00:05:54,975 --> 00:05:56,923 Disperse to whom, though? 135 00:05:56,933 --> 00:05:58,838 I find it unlikely that Alice or Nick 136 00:05:58,848 --> 00:06:01,145 will run into the hands of card-carrying Magicians. 137 00:06:01,155 --> 00:06:03,451 - They'll go underground. - Yes. 138 00:06:03,461 --> 00:06:04,691 Where the hedge witches are. 139 00:06:04,702 --> 00:06:07,151 And the hedge witches don't trust us. 140 00:06:07,161 --> 00:06:09,936 - We'll never get them to accept... - If we do what I'm thinking, 141 00:06:09,946 --> 00:06:12,601 they'll take them without ever knowing. 142 00:06:14,298 --> 00:06:17,030 Fine. Trackers. 143 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,771 And once Alice's book is back, 144 00:06:18,781 --> 00:06:20,773 if we can verify she's no longer a threat, 145 00:06:20,783 --> 00:06:23,123 there'd be no need for further corrective action. 146 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,613 Agreed? 147 00:06:28,356 --> 00:06:29,879 All in favor? 148 00:06:38,192 --> 00:06:40,411 You seem troubled. 149 00:06:41,890 --> 00:06:44,143 Thank you, but I'm fine. 150 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,843 I understand. 151 00:06:46,853 --> 00:06:49,976 I see something of Harriet in Alice, too. 152 00:06:49,986 --> 00:06:53,414 I wish you'd given yourself some real time to grieve your daughter. 153 00:06:53,424 --> 00:06:56,156 - Leave of absence, even. - No, I'm... 154 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:03,381 Uh, I'm sorry. 155 00:07:07,308 --> 00:07:09,343 Zelda. 156 00:07:09,353 --> 00:07:13,043 I thought I heard something. 157 00:07:13,053 --> 00:07:15,446 Excuse me, I have a meeting. 158 00:07:24,264 --> 00:07:28,095 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 159 00:07:28,106 --> 00:07:30,408 So you're telling me the Head Librarian, 160 00:07:30,418 --> 00:07:32,845 a member of the Governing Council of the Order, 161 00:07:32,855 --> 00:07:34,542 is having a nervous breakdown? 162 00:07:34,552 --> 00:07:37,446 Trust me, just 'cause she's seeing shit that no one else sees 163 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,895 doesn't mean it isn't really there. 164 00:07:38,906 --> 00:07:41,245 Uh, then we got to get a message to this Everett guy. 165 00:07:41,255 --> 00:07:42,550 He's in charge, right? 166 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,856 Can't. 167 00:07:43,866 --> 00:07:46,001 What do you mean? There's a dragon that connects 168 00:07:46,012 --> 00:07:47,512 the Underworld to the Neitherlands. 169 00:07:47,522 --> 00:07:49,361 We just take a note, and we shove it up his... 170 00:07:49,372 --> 00:07:52,386 Not how that works. 171 00:07:52,396 --> 00:07:55,273 - Look, being down here... - You mean being dead? 172 00:07:55,805 --> 00:07:58,218 It gives you a new perspective. 173 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,916 There's shit we know is going to happen 174 00:07:59,926 --> 00:08:02,788 that people up there would give anything to stop. 175 00:08:02,798 --> 00:08:04,747 But we can see the bigger picture. 176 00:08:04,757 --> 00:08:08,359 It's not our job to stop the living from doing what they do. 177 00:08:08,369 --> 00:08:11,057 It's our job to appreciate their full life. 178 00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:14,887 We see but do not intervene... 179 00:08:14,897 --> 00:08:17,107 for a lot of good reasons. 180 00:08:17,117 --> 00:08:18,761 I can see this is wigging you out. 181 00:08:18,771 --> 00:08:21,851 Let's start with an easier one. 182 00:08:21,861 --> 00:08:25,071 Well, what's my Birthright, you scaly shit? 183 00:08:25,081 --> 00:08:26,899 Wait... 184 00:08:26,909 --> 00:08:28,422 I read this one last week. 185 00:08:28,432 --> 00:08:32,078 High King of Fillory gets mad at, uh, the alpaca lady, 186 00:08:32,088 --> 00:08:36,387 uh, to bring back the talking animals' voices. 187 00:08:36,397 --> 00:08:38,041 You read Margo's story. 188 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,260 This one is not about her. 189 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:43,437 Well, what's my Birthright, you scaly shit? 190 00:08:45,972 --> 00:08:47,833 Oh, hi, there. 191 00:08:47,843 --> 00:08:50,444 Do you have a message, or...? 192 00:08:56,547 --> 00:08:58,583 Okay, it was a dream. 193 00:08:58,593 --> 00:09:00,280 Just keep reading. 194 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:03,946 Well, what's my Birthright, you scaly shit? 195 00:09:05,469 --> 00:09:07,461 It's the talking animals. 196 00:09:07,471 --> 00:09:10,987 They've all been struck dumb. 197 00:09:10,997 --> 00:09:13,598 Well, shit. 198 00:09:13,608 --> 00:09:16,122 All right, Fen, I think I will do a ritual. 199 00:09:16,132 --> 00:09:18,472 Earth specialty... the Sleep of Solitude. 200 00:09:18,482 --> 00:09:20,953 I pop an Ambien, everyone leaves me alone till noon. 201 00:09:20,963 --> 00:09:22,965 That'll be perfect. 202 00:09:25,446 --> 00:09:28,308 Rafe, last night I had the strangest dream. 203 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:31,311 There were these bunnies with their throats... 204 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,965 You know what? 205 00:09:32,975 --> 00:09:36,099 I think I projected the talking animals going mute. 206 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,827 Okay, I think I'm starting to get the point of these stories. 207 00:09:38,838 --> 00:09:42,148 All women are just one emotional crisis away from a psychotic break. 208 00:09:42,158 --> 00:09:43,671 Jesus, no. 209 00:09:43,681 --> 00:09:46,413 Whoa, you can't say stuff like that anymore. 210 00:09:46,423 --> 00:09:47,632 What, in the afterlife? 211 00:09:47,642 --> 00:09:50,156 Anywhere. 212 00:09:50,166 --> 00:09:53,986 Do you remember what Kady was doing at this time? 213 00:09:53,996 --> 00:09:56,032 Didn't she just kind of peace out 214 00:09:56,042 --> 00:09:58,164 after the Library Dewey coin heist? 215 00:09:58,174 --> 00:09:59,271 Not exactly. 216 00:09:59,282 --> 00:10:01,864 See, while the others were busy bleeding a stone 217 00:10:01,874 --> 00:10:04,344 to stop the monster, Kady... 218 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:07,565 was busy doing something else. 219 00:10:07,575 --> 00:10:09,480 Iris could have at least left us 220 00:10:09,490 --> 00:10:11,525 a stone-bleeding how-to or something. 221 00:10:11,535 --> 00:10:14,277 Yeah, I hear what you're saying, Q. 222 00:10:15,626 --> 00:10:18,315 - Hey. - Don't mind me. 223 00:10:23,199 --> 00:10:25,539 Uh, I'll go check those other books. 224 00:10:25,549 --> 00:10:27,585 The books in, uh, Marina's library, 225 00:10:27,595 --> 00:10:30,903 'cause, uh, yep, that's got to be where they are. 226 00:10:32,905 --> 00:10:34,548 Hey. 227 00:10:34,558 --> 00:10:36,376 Haven't seen you in a while. 228 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:39,292 There was some stuff I had to do. 229 00:10:39,302 --> 00:10:41,463 Stuff I should be worried about? 230 00:10:42,522 --> 00:10:44,209 I'm clean. 231 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:45,674 Good. 232 00:10:49,443 --> 00:10:50,738 Who's this? 233 00:10:50,748 --> 00:10:54,351 Five weeks ago, her dad picked her up from school and disappeared... 234 00:10:54,361 --> 00:10:56,266 custody fight with her mom. 235 00:10:56,276 --> 00:10:59,704 Locator spell and a few bruised knuckles later, 236 00:10:59,714 --> 00:11:01,271 she's home. 237 00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:05,492 "Five weeks ago" as in when you were "Detective Sam Cunningham"? 238 00:11:05,502 --> 00:11:07,233 You're solving her old case files? 239 00:11:07,243 --> 00:11:09,061 All right, look... 240 00:11:09,071 --> 00:11:11,237 you lived as Kim for months. 241 00:11:11,247 --> 00:11:13,457 The moment you got your memory back, you just... 242 00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:15,930 you dropped it like it never happened. 243 00:11:16,949 --> 00:11:18,943 I-I can't. 244 00:11:20,082 --> 00:11:21,987 I can't go back to being a sidekick. 245 00:11:21,997 --> 00:11:23,423 - You're not a sidekick. - Come on. 246 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:26,114 I'm only in this group at all because of Penny. 247 00:11:26,609 --> 00:11:28,514 That's not true. 248 00:11:28,525 --> 00:11:30,474 - You and me... - We're friends, yeah. 249 00:11:30,484 --> 00:11:33,433 And then we weren't, and now we're what... 250 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,131 I don't know, whatever you call it when... 251 00:11:35,141 --> 00:11:36,436 you have a lot of history 252 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,517 that made you two very different people. 253 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,670 I need my own path, Jules. 254 00:11:44,193 --> 00:11:46,316 I want my life to feel like it's about me. 255 00:11:46,326 --> 00:11:48,274 No, I get that. 256 00:11:48,284 --> 00:11:50,935 And I am all for your personal growth. It's just that we're... 257 00:11:50,946 --> 00:11:52,645 you know, we're kind of under the gun here. 258 00:11:52,656 --> 00:11:55,586 You're under my roof, hidden from the McAllistairs 259 00:11:55,596 --> 00:11:57,675 and the Library because I took this place from Marina 260 00:11:57,685 --> 00:11:59,155 when everyone else wanted 261 00:11:59,165 --> 00:12:01,471 to hand her nuclear launch codes. 262 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,354 Look, I'll help, of course... 263 00:12:07,434 --> 00:12:11,210 when I can, in my way. 264 00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:12,739 But for now... 265 00:12:13,701 --> 00:12:16,389 Sam left a few loose ends I need to tie up. 266 00:12:25,408 --> 00:12:26,704 You're not my Postmate. 267 00:12:26,714 --> 00:12:28,706 I am the Baba Yaga. 268 00:12:28,716 --> 00:12:32,144 You live on my property under my protection, 269 00:12:32,154 --> 00:12:34,581 and your rent is due. 270 00:12:34,591 --> 00:12:38,498 Okay, well, this isn't exactly my place. 271 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,544 Well, you're here now, 272 00:12:40,554 --> 00:12:43,634 and the list is clearly posted on the premises. 273 00:12:43,644 --> 00:12:46,332 Wait, Marina's weird grocery list on the fridge? 274 00:12:46,342 --> 00:12:47,594 It is not weird. 275 00:12:47,604 --> 00:12:49,509 You are weird. 276 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,697 You reek of nondairy creamer and despair. 277 00:12:54,655 --> 00:12:56,603 Okay, look, I don't have 278 00:12:56,613 --> 00:12:58,344 whatever it is that you're looking for. 279 00:12:58,354 --> 00:13:00,564 One Webster's Weeping Healer, 280 00:13:00,574 --> 00:13:03,045 one Totem of the Plump Pelican, 281 00:13:03,055 --> 00:13:05,090 and one Bag of Holding. 282 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,614 Pay what is owed in two days' time 283 00:13:07,624 --> 00:13:10,704 or wish I boiled you alive. 284 00:13:10,714 --> 00:13:12,358 The wench will explain. 285 00:13:12,368 --> 00:13:13,707 What? 286 00:13:20,637 --> 00:13:23,195 Holy shit, you have to pay her. 287 00:13:23,205 --> 00:13:24,588 "Her"? You mean you. 288 00:13:24,598 --> 00:13:26,198 Okay, what the fuck is happening? 289 00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:27,547 I'm Bailey. 290 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,376 Sorry about the Baba Yaga. She can be a little... 291 00:13:30,386 --> 00:13:32,770 The Baba's the spirit of a vengeful Slavic witch 292 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,641 I channel when I need to collect rent 293 00:13:34,651 --> 00:13:36,556 or deal with a chatty Uber driver. 294 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,558 So if you don't want to be her next meal, 295 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,256 you should give her what she wants. 296 00:13:40,266 --> 00:13:41,692 Ooh, stressful. 297 00:13:41,702 --> 00:13:44,564 Where am I supposed to find... 298 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,131 Wait a minute. 299 00:13:46,141 --> 00:13:47,437 Is the... 300 00:13:47,447 --> 00:13:50,276 The Totem of the Plump Pelican. 301 00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:52,355 Wait, this thing? 302 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,921 Oh, yeah, that's it. 303 00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:56,315 Oh. Marina must have found it. 304 00:13:56,325 --> 00:13:57,868 I just thought it was some ugly paperweight. 305 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,666 Shh, don't insult it. 306 00:13:59,676 --> 00:14:01,277 It reacts. 307 00:14:01,287 --> 00:14:03,583 So two more to go. 308 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,324 Oh, shit. 309 00:14:05,334 --> 00:14:06,412 She's coming back. 310 00:14:09,643 --> 00:14:11,330 Pay me what is owed, 311 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:14,300 or I will boil your marrow into soup, peasant. 312 00:14:16,171 --> 00:14:17,607 See you Thursday. 313 00:14:27,046 --> 00:14:29,068 I'm looking for a guy called "Lovelady." 314 00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:32,387 Heard he has office hours here. 315 00:14:38,231 --> 00:14:39,484 What is this? 316 00:14:39,494 --> 00:14:41,840 - Some kind of flashlight spell? - Isik. 317 00:14:52,245 --> 00:14:53,802 - Jesus. - Whoa! 318 00:14:53,812 --> 00:14:55,412 Satisfied? 319 00:14:55,422 --> 00:14:58,420 What the hell was that? I never want to see the floor of a bar that bright. 320 00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,596 Pete? 321 00:15:00,153 --> 00:15:03,016 Wait, you're Lovelady? 322 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,714 Oh, shit. 323 00:15:04,725 --> 00:15:06,325 Kady. 324 00:15:06,336 --> 00:15:07,779 It's been a while. 325 00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:10,392 Last time I saw you, you were with Marina. 326 00:15:11,799 --> 00:15:13,226 We parted ways. It was mutual. 327 00:15:13,237 --> 00:15:15,442 Mm, I'm sure. 328 00:15:16,995 --> 00:15:19,814 - So "Lovelady," huh? - It's a title. 329 00:15:19,824 --> 00:15:22,860 When one guy's done with it, he passes it on to the next guy, 330 00:15:22,870 --> 00:15:25,837 kind of like "Dread Pirate Roberts" or "Senator." 331 00:15:25,848 --> 00:15:28,818 That's not how Senators work. 332 00:15:28,829 --> 00:15:30,216 Whatever. 333 00:15:30,226 --> 00:15:32,087 The guy who was "Lovelady before me" 334 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,481 is an Earl with a private island. 335 00:15:34,491 --> 00:15:36,222 People respect the shit out of me. 336 00:15:36,232 --> 00:15:39,138 It's a great sign when you have to tell people that. 337 00:15:39,148 --> 00:15:43,359 Did you come here looking for my help or...? 338 00:15:43,369 --> 00:15:44,961 Sorry. 339 00:15:47,373 --> 00:15:50,845 Here's a list. 340 00:15:50,855 --> 00:15:52,412 I heard you can find things. 341 00:15:52,422 --> 00:15:54,762 Interesting stuff. 342 00:15:54,772 --> 00:15:55,846 Specific. 343 00:15:55,857 --> 00:15:58,026 Landlord issue. 344 00:15:58,036 --> 00:15:59,375 Have you considered moving? 345 00:15:59,385 --> 00:16:01,856 The place has special features. 346 00:16:01,866 --> 00:16:04,075 It just turns out it's courtesy of a-a witch... 347 00:16:04,085 --> 00:16:05,990 uh, Baba-something. 348 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,731 You mean the Baba Yaga? 349 00:16:07,741 --> 00:16:11,213 - You know her? - Just by reputation. 350 00:16:11,223 --> 00:16:13,346 Hey, if I help you, 351 00:16:13,356 --> 00:16:17,350 in lieu of my usual fee, I want you to introduce me. 352 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:20,831 - Not sure she's your type. - She's got great taste. 353 00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:23,892 This could open up a whole new avenue for me. 354 00:16:25,628 --> 00:16:27,761 Yeah, fine, whatever. You'll help? 355 00:16:29,459 --> 00:16:30,928 One more thing. 356 00:16:30,938 --> 00:16:33,366 Um, do you still see Julia? 357 00:16:33,376 --> 00:16:35,455 Don't be a creep, Pete. 358 00:16:35,465 --> 00:16:37,423 Where are we going? 359 00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:41,112 Black Market. 360 00:16:41,122 --> 00:16:44,246 So Kady's moved on. 361 00:16:44,256 --> 00:16:46,988 I mean, not with Pete, just... 362 00:16:46,998 --> 00:16:48,468 I know what you mean, 363 00:16:48,478 --> 00:16:51,253 and I'm happy for her. 364 00:16:51,263 --> 00:16:53,255 You don't look happy. 365 00:16:53,265 --> 00:16:55,953 So is there some sort of connection 366 00:16:55,963 --> 00:16:58,642 I'm supposed to be seeing between Kady, 367 00:16:58,653 --> 00:17:01,567 Zelda, Fen... 368 00:17:01,578 --> 00:17:03,265 You'll see. 369 00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:08,923 Alice's book had been revised, but Alice had changed the ending. 370 00:17:08,933 --> 00:17:11,142 - Well? - Apparently, Alice feels 371 00:17:11,152 --> 00:17:13,232 magic has caused her nothing but trouble. 372 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:16,496 She goes on to live out an entirely civilian life in Portland. 373 00:17:16,506 --> 00:17:19,063 She just got a job at a craft brewery, 374 00:17:19,073 --> 00:17:20,500 and a Shih Tzu. 375 00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,284 You look a little surprised. 376 00:17:22,294 --> 00:17:24,286 Does that not sound like her? 377 00:17:24,296 --> 00:17:27,115 The choice is unexpected, but... 378 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:30,423 wouldn't be the first time she walked away from magic. 379 00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:32,294 Great, then. 380 00:17:32,304 --> 00:17:35,558 Nick is still at large, so we'll keep our trackers in circulation, 381 00:17:35,568 --> 00:17:38,387 but I think we can close the book on Alice Quinn. 382 00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:40,214 It's funny... 383 00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:43,768 I'd always thought she was a cat person. 384 00:17:45,012 --> 00:17:47,527 Never seen her before. Sorry. 385 00:17:47,537 --> 00:17:50,138 She would be a new hire. 386 00:17:50,148 --> 00:17:52,314 We're not hiring right now. 387 00:17:52,324 --> 00:17:54,679 In fact, we've had to let some people go. 388 00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:57,179 Designer hops are getting expensive. 389 00:18:03,335 --> 00:18:04,744 Well? 390 00:18:05,205 --> 00:18:07,937 Alice is inside, as her book said. 391 00:18:07,948 --> 00:18:10,103 Hmm. Good riddance, book tart. 392 00:18:10,864 --> 00:18:13,302 Let's go get some doughnuts. 393 00:18:17,836 --> 00:18:19,697 This is the Black Market? 394 00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:21,744 - It's so... - Normal? 395 00:18:21,754 --> 00:18:23,528 - Yeah. - Exactly. 396 00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:26,226 You'd be surprised what you can find in here. 397 00:18:26,236 --> 00:18:27,498 Even Deweys. 398 00:18:27,509 --> 00:18:29,795 Wait, I thought you had to have a Library card for that? 399 00:18:29,805 --> 00:18:32,189 Yeah, well, the Library should know better 400 00:18:32,199 --> 00:18:34,365 than to give unlimited black cards 401 00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:37,357 to rich druggie dickbags that trade them in for lap dances. 402 00:18:37,368 --> 00:18:39,500 Oh, so you give lap dances, huh? 403 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:40,935 Selectively. 404 00:18:42,296 --> 00:18:44,636 Okay, so that is Whitley. 405 00:18:44,646 --> 00:18:47,726 If she does not have a Bag of Holding, she'll have a line on one. 406 00:18:47,736 --> 00:18:49,293 What, you're not gonna introduce me? 407 00:18:49,303 --> 00:18:51,687 Well, I may have had sex with her 408 00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,166 and never called her again. 409 00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:54,549 Classy. 410 00:18:55,721 --> 00:18:58,476 Hey, I'm looking for a Bag of Holding... 411 00:18:58,486 --> 00:19:00,652 whatever that is. 412 00:19:00,662 --> 00:19:02,698 It's a "Doctor Who" kind of thing. 413 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,438 A bag that's bigger on the inside. 414 00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:06,310 Actually, it's a DandD thing. 415 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,703 Yeah, I don't do nerd shit. 416 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:11,000 Expensive taste for someone who doesn't know what they're asking for. 417 00:19:12,761 --> 00:19:13,976 I can pay. 418 00:19:15,546 --> 00:19:17,538 Charisma Cufflinks... 419 00:19:17,548 --> 00:19:19,540 for a Bag of Holding? 420 00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:22,326 Come back when you're serious. 421 00:19:29,648 --> 00:19:32,510 Kraken tentacles... helps build muscle. 422 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,554 I'm paleo. 423 00:19:33,565 --> 00:19:36,074 Cavemen didn't eat kraken, so I don't eat kraken. 424 00:19:38,922 --> 00:19:41,175 What'll you give me for these? 425 00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,486 Aleister Crowley's ashes. 426 00:19:52,496 --> 00:19:54,358 Not bad. 427 00:19:54,368 --> 00:19:56,675 Worth a Bag of Holding? 428 00:20:02,463 --> 00:20:04,215 Thanks. 429 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:10,330 What the hell, Pete? I searched the whole goddamn market for you. 430 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:12,376 Kady, great news. 431 00:20:12,386 --> 00:20:15,110 I found Gordy. Gordy's my, um... 432 00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:18,480 - He's great. - Hi, Kaitlin. 433 00:20:18,491 --> 00:20:19,700 Kady. 434 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:23,859 You were supposed to be looking for the Webster's Weeping Whatever, 435 00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:25,259 not getting wasted. 436 00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:27,651 ¿Por qué no los dos, mamacita? 437 00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:31,039 I'll have you know Gordy is a doctor. 438 00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:33,409 - Well... - For animals. 439 00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:36,268 You know, for dogs and cats. 440 00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:37,749 Don't sell yourself short, all right? 441 00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:40,795 - That's a real doctor. - Ok... shh, shh, shh. Not helpful. 442 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,886 Yes, helpful, because Gordy knows 443 00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:46,627 where to get that thing that you're looking for. 444 00:20:46,637 --> 00:20:49,500 The thing. The creepy doll that cries healing tears. 445 00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:51,720 Webster's Weeping Healer. 446 00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:54,810 Got a buddy, Duke... exotic-bird guy. 447 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,899 So his cockatoo caught bumblefoot... 448 00:20:56,909 --> 00:20:58,335 Okay, shh. 449 00:20:58,345 --> 00:20:59,640 Duke has the doll? 450 00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:01,033 Well, yeah. 451 00:21:01,043 --> 00:21:02,948 Okay, where can I find him? 452 00:21:06,614 --> 00:21:10,009 Hello? Anybody there? 453 00:21:13,621 --> 00:21:15,565 I'm guessing no one's home. 454 00:21:22,978 --> 00:21:25,459 Well, that explains it. 455 00:21:27,297 --> 00:21:30,420 No sign of blunt-force trauma or defensive wounds. 456 00:21:30,431 --> 00:21:32,119 Doesn't look like foul play. 457 00:21:32,129 --> 00:21:34,121 Okay, Mariska Hargitay. 458 00:21:34,131 --> 00:21:37,221 Just find the doll, will you? 459 00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:53,009 No, bad touch! 460 00:21:53,019 --> 00:21:55,359 Get off! 461 00:21:55,369 --> 00:21:56,970 God, I hate this place. 462 00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:58,798 But... 463 00:21:58,808 --> 00:22:00,234 found the doll. 464 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,280 Healing tears or no, 465 00:22:03,290 --> 00:22:05,902 I would not keep this thing in my house. 466 00:22:08,426 --> 00:22:10,070 Really, Pete? 467 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,072 What? He's not using it. 468 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:14,345 You're disgusting. 469 00:22:28,402 --> 00:22:31,047 Oh, my God! Oh, my God. 470 00:22:36,326 --> 00:22:37,795 Jesus, Fen! 471 00:22:37,806 --> 00:22:39,798 Why the hell are you lurking in a dark pantry? 472 00:22:39,808 --> 00:22:41,037 Waiting for you. 473 00:22:41,048 --> 00:22:43,257 Your soufflé fell. You're gonna bake a new one. 474 00:22:43,268 --> 00:22:45,836 - How did you... - Dreamt it. 475 00:22:47,773 --> 00:22:51,201 You're worried Margo is gonna blow talks with Lady Pike. 476 00:22:51,211 --> 00:22:54,552 Wait, again with the alpaca lady? 477 00:22:54,562 --> 00:22:56,076 Sorry. 478 00:22:56,086 --> 00:22:58,165 Uh, some of these pages are out of order. 479 00:22:58,175 --> 00:22:59,608 Just keep reading. 480 00:22:59,619 --> 00:23:01,690 But really, you're worried that you and she have 481 00:23:01,701 --> 00:23:03,580 a true connection and you're going to screw it up, 482 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:06,050 - so you're stress-baking. - Okay, ouch. 483 00:23:06,061 --> 00:23:08,958 And that's a weirdly specific and accurate dream. 484 00:23:08,969 --> 00:23:10,829 I also dreamt of dancing ears of corn, 485 00:23:10,839 --> 00:23:13,093 and then the farmers reported a surplus. 486 00:23:13,103 --> 00:23:14,524 I dreamt about what Tick really does 487 00:23:14,535 --> 00:23:16,429 with all those peaches he steals from the kitchen, 488 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,663 which is surprisingly not gross. 489 00:23:18,673 --> 00:23:21,144 And they've all come true. 490 00:23:21,154 --> 00:23:24,234 Prophetic dreams could mean a lot of things. 491 00:23:24,244 --> 00:23:26,323 Uh, maybe you're a psychic 492 00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:28,804 or someone cast some kind of spell on you. 493 00:23:28,814 --> 00:23:32,329 Or... or it's Fillory, and maybe you just ate some messed-up fruit. 494 00:23:32,339 --> 00:23:34,288 You think someone did this to me? 495 00:23:34,298 --> 00:23:36,072 If you're worried, next time it happens 496 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,205 just poke around the dream a little. 497 00:23:38,215 --> 00:23:40,250 Poke with what? A knife? 498 00:23:40,260 --> 00:23:43,397 No. No knives. Lucid dreaming. 499 00:23:43,408 --> 00:23:45,144 They teach it first semester at Brakebills. 500 00:23:45,155 --> 00:23:46,691 The second you realize you're dreaming, 501 00:23:46,701 --> 00:23:48,389 you can take control of your dream. 502 00:23:48,399 --> 00:23:49,781 You don't even need magic to do it. 503 00:23:49,791 --> 00:23:51,870 Just close your eyes... 504 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,786 Breathe, and try to push your finger 505 00:23:54,796 --> 00:23:56,571 through your other hand. 506 00:23:56,581 --> 00:23:58,099 Everything freezes. 507 00:23:58,110 --> 00:24:01,319 Anything not supposed to be there, that's when you'll be able to tell. 508 00:24:02,369 --> 00:24:04,361 Alice wasn't where her book said she'd be. 509 00:24:04,371 --> 00:24:07,364 I suspect she sabotaged it. 510 00:24:07,374 --> 00:24:10,498 And now I've lied to my colleagues. 511 00:24:10,508 --> 00:24:13,439 If I don't find her before they find out... 512 00:24:14,338 --> 00:24:16,427 Sounds like a personal problem. 513 00:24:18,255 --> 00:24:21,117 Henry, please. 514 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:22,814 I'm trusting you. 515 00:24:22,824 --> 00:24:24,729 What you mean is that you trust 516 00:24:24,739 --> 00:24:26,427 that I won't report this 517 00:24:26,437 --> 00:24:30,213 - because it'd be worse for Alice. - We both want to spare her that. 518 00:24:30,223 --> 00:24:31,823 If you could just tell me where she is... 519 00:24:31,833 --> 00:24:35,740 I comply with every request... 520 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:39,189 all your red tape and your triplicate bullshit. 521 00:24:41,756 --> 00:24:45,108 This is your mess. Do not drag me into it. 522 00:25:09,436 --> 00:25:11,689 Harriet? 523 00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:13,635 _ 524 00:25:16,511 --> 00:25:18,035 _ 525 00:25:38,639 --> 00:25:42,148 I don't think an ancient Slavic witch is gonna want a mojito. 526 00:25:42,159 --> 00:25:43,841 Right, um... 527 00:25:43,852 --> 00:25:45,583 something vodka-based? 528 00:25:45,594 --> 00:25:47,586 Are you actually nervous? 529 00:25:47,597 --> 00:25:49,328 Baba Yaga's a really big deal 530 00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:51,244 in my line of work, and... 531 00:25:51,255 --> 00:25:54,117 First impressions... 532 00:25:54,128 --> 00:25:57,426 - What was I saying? - Pete, your arm. 533 00:25:59,747 --> 00:26:03,915 that molest-y hand gave me the clap. 534 00:26:03,925 --> 00:26:05,884 Oh, shit. 535 00:26:07,089 --> 00:26:08,925 Looks like a bad spell interaction. 536 00:26:08,936 --> 00:26:11,430 Something's clashing with one of his personal enchantments. 537 00:26:11,441 --> 00:26:12,649 Which personal enchantment? 538 00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:14,565 I don't know. They're personal. 539 00:26:14,576 --> 00:26:16,959 Hedge spells, you know, they're off the street at best. 540 00:26:16,970 --> 00:26:18,744 They got a lot of rough edges. 541 00:26:18,754 --> 00:26:20,951 There's really no telling if they'll play nice together 542 00:26:20,962 --> 00:26:22,461 until, well, they don't. 543 00:26:22,472 --> 00:26:25,295 Whatever killed Duke is killing him. 544 00:26:25,306 --> 00:26:27,864 So help him, or I break your jaw. 545 00:26:27,874 --> 00:26:30,170 Look, the only human diagnostic spell I know 546 00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:32,390 costs magic, and I'm a little Dewey-light at the mo... 547 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,349 Please don't break my jaw. 548 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,046 Fine. 549 00:26:36,056 --> 00:26:38,353 Pete has one he took off your friend Duke. 550 00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:41,878 Wait. Wait, you said something's clashing with Pete. 551 00:26:42,905 --> 00:26:45,360 - Like what? - Like a cursed object. 552 00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:47,318 I once treated a horse for strangles. 553 00:26:47,328 --> 00:26:49,407 Turns out jockey's riding crop interacted badly 554 00:26:49,417 --> 00:26:52,018 with a hoof-protection spell, so... 555 00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:54,064 Does Pete carry a riding crop? 556 00:26:54,074 --> 00:26:56,762 Okay, maybe just look at this. 557 00:26:58,121 --> 00:26:59,504 Cobalt. 558 00:26:59,514 --> 00:27:00,914 Don't touch that shit. 559 00:27:00,925 --> 00:27:03,160 Not really planning to now that you licked it. 560 00:27:03,170 --> 00:27:06,032 What? It's more accurate than lenses. You can taste cobalt. 561 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:07,512 It's used in most tracking spells. 562 00:27:07,522 --> 00:27:09,035 - "Tracking spells"? - Mm-hmm. 563 00:27:09,045 --> 00:27:12,038 I put them on pets. This one tastes like a real expensive Searcher. 564 00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:14,127 You hold it long enough, it kind of sends out 565 00:27:14,137 --> 00:27:15,912 a signal to whoever cast it. 566 00:27:15,922 --> 00:27:18,523 Wait, a-a signal to wh... who? 567 00:27:18,533 --> 00:27:19,706 Aliens. 568 00:27:19,717 --> 00:27:22,266 I was thinking more like who makes Deweys. 569 00:27:22,276 --> 00:27:24,268 - The Library. - Oh, yeah. 570 00:27:24,278 --> 00:27:26,052 That makes more sense. 571 00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:28,272 Who's the Library looking for? 572 00:27:28,282 --> 00:27:30,143 Oh, I can think of a few people. 573 00:27:30,153 --> 00:27:32,972 Wait, how many hedges have these personal enchantments? 574 00:27:32,982 --> 00:27:35,061 Pretty much everybody. 575 00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:36,411 Shit. 576 00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:40,153 - Take off all of Pete's, now. - What are you gonna do? 577 00:27:40,163 --> 00:27:41,938 I'm gonna warn everybody. 578 00:27:41,948 --> 00:27:46,029 Wait a second. So the Library's responsible for hedge witches dying? 579 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:48,074 Yeah, but they don't know that yet. 580 00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:49,525 Spoiler alert. 581 00:27:49,536 --> 00:27:51,861 Zelda had some other things on her mind at the time. 582 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:53,384 Her dead daughter. 583 00:27:53,394 --> 00:27:55,589 Wait, is she, like, down here? 584 00:27:56,917 --> 00:27:59,434 I thought you didn't like spoilers. 585 00:27:59,444 --> 00:28:01,261 Look, I'm sorry you see dead people, 586 00:28:01,271 --> 00:28:03,089 but that is an incredibly stupid idea. 587 00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:05,440 She's not dead. Ghosts don't bleed. 588 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:08,421 I don't know how, but she could be alive stuck in there. 589 00:28:08,432 --> 00:28:10,444 That's insane... and impossible. 590 00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:11,924 It's the Mirror Realm. 591 00:28:11,934 --> 00:28:14,536 We don't know what's impossible. 592 00:28:14,546 --> 00:28:16,581 It's not as complicated as a mirror bridge. 593 00:28:16,591 --> 00:28:18,975 We just need to open a door to the place between mirrors. 594 00:28:18,985 --> 00:28:20,585 Listen, Zelds, if you told me you wanted 595 00:28:20,595 --> 00:28:22,606 to finger-paint your blood so you could take a walk 596 00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:25,024 in the crazy dimension I would say, "Free country." 597 00:28:25,034 --> 00:28:26,945 But this is my blood. 598 00:28:27,472 --> 00:28:29,464 I can't do this... 599 00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:31,074 without your help. 600 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,467 Yes, I know that. 601 00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:34,643 - And I'm leaving. - She's my daughter. 602 00:28:37,351 --> 00:28:38,653 Harriet... 603 00:28:39,724 --> 00:28:41,171 who's older than you? 604 00:28:41,181 --> 00:28:44,392 Our relationship is complicated. 605 00:28:44,402 --> 00:28:46,002 Clearly. 606 00:28:46,012 --> 00:28:48,308 You smashed the mirror. 607 00:28:48,318 --> 00:28:50,180 You... 608 00:28:50,190 --> 00:28:51,442 trapped her there. 609 00:28:51,452 --> 00:28:52,661 I was doing my job. 610 00:28:52,671 --> 00:28:56,012 I can't... 611 00:28:56,022 --> 00:28:59,537 Live with myself if I don't find a way to help her. 612 00:29:02,985 --> 00:29:04,247 Please. 613 00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:08,062 Christ. 614 00:29:10,252 --> 00:29:12,201 I'm gonna regret this, aren't I? 615 00:29:15,302 --> 00:29:18,904 - Did you juice the beets? - Oh, I juiced the beets. 616 00:29:18,914 --> 00:29:20,645 I told you I would juice the beets. 617 00:29:20,655 --> 00:29:23,648 - Why wouldn't I juice the beets? - Don't make this about us. 618 00:29:23,658 --> 00:29:25,345 Wait, did I miss something? 619 00:29:25,355 --> 00:29:29,959 I thought Margo and Josh were an unlikely yet heartwarming thing. 620 00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:32,396 No, this is after the Lady Pike incident. 621 00:29:32,406 --> 00:29:35,051 Margo called Josh a sweater boy. 622 00:29:35,061 --> 00:29:36,356 Forget it. 623 00:29:36,366 --> 00:29:37,923 Pay attention to Fen. 624 00:29:37,933 --> 00:29:39,621 How's this shit work? 625 00:29:39,631 --> 00:29:44,016 Pour it gently onto the lizard, Your Majesty. 626 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,431 Jesus lizard-fucking Christ! 627 00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:05,439 Does this feel like a weird sort of dream to any of you? 628 00:30:10,096 --> 00:30:12,577 All right, maybe I can control this. 629 00:30:18,452 --> 00:30:22,620 Ember's balls. This is a dream. 630 00:30:22,630 --> 00:30:26,504 Okay, okay. Stop talking to yourself and, uh, look around. 631 00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:30,106 Hey! 632 00:30:30,116 --> 00:30:31,237 Who are you? 633 00:30:31,247 --> 00:30:33,109 Wait, no! Stop, please! 634 00:30:33,119 --> 00:30:34,589 Freeze! Freeze! 635 00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:36,504 Hey, hey, stop! 636 00:30:36,514 --> 00:30:38,244 Freeze! Green Lady! 637 00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:39,332 Hold up! 638 00:30:39,342 --> 00:30:41,170 Hey, Green Lady, come back! 639 00:30:45,305 --> 00:30:47,960 Umber's ass, this is getting annoying. 640 00:30:58,492 --> 00:31:00,528 Hey, wait! 641 00:31:00,538 --> 00:31:02,268 Wait, I just want to talk! 642 00:31:02,278 --> 00:31:04,444 Why am I having these stupid dreams? 643 00:31:04,454 --> 00:31:06,055 Oh, no. 644 00:31:06,065 --> 00:31:07,622 The lizard. 645 00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:10,494 You pour it gently onto the lizard, Your Majesty. 646 00:31:10,504 --> 00:31:12,409 Wait, stop! It'll catch fire! 647 00:31:12,419 --> 00:31:14,019 The fuck? 648 00:31:14,029 --> 00:31:17,022 I saw the lizard blow up 649 00:31:17,032 --> 00:31:19,459 when Rafe... 650 00:31:19,469 --> 00:31:21,113 Antidote. 651 00:31:21,123 --> 00:31:23,072 What is she talking about? 652 00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:24,639 Perhaps she's mad with grief 653 00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:27,076 over the loss of King Eliot, Your Majesty. 654 00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:28,556 I assure you, all the animals 655 00:31:28,566 --> 00:31:31,036 have responded quite positively to the antidote. 656 00:31:31,046 --> 00:31:33,343 Well, this one definitely won't. 657 00:31:33,353 --> 00:31:36,041 Foosh. Fried Lizard. 658 00:31:36,051 --> 00:31:38,619 And where are you getting this information? 659 00:31:42,536 --> 00:31:44,049 I... 660 00:31:44,059 --> 00:31:45,616 I dreamt it. 661 00:31:45,626 --> 00:31:48,841 Fen has been having kind of prophetic dreams. 662 00:31:48,852 --> 00:31:51,381 She knew my soufflé was gonna fall before that ever happened. 663 00:31:51,392 --> 00:31:52,867 It's a stupid fucking premonition. 664 00:31:52,878 --> 00:31:55,537 You want to risk the life of your lizard, or is that a relationship 665 00:31:55,548 --> 00:31:58,673 - you're willing to set fire to as well? - Oh, I'll fucking fry this lizard. 666 00:31:58,683 --> 00:32:00,370 Okay, can we... can we focus for one minute? 667 00:32:00,380 --> 00:32:01,536 - Sure. - Yes. 668 00:32:01,547 --> 00:32:02,677 - Fine. - Let's. 669 00:32:02,687 --> 00:32:03,852 - Cool. - Great. 670 00:32:03,862 --> 00:32:05,549 Okay. 671 00:32:05,559 --> 00:32:08,552 Say I don't dose Newt Scamander with beet juice. 672 00:32:08,562 --> 00:32:11,642 How the shit am I supposed to get his wrinkly ass talking? 673 00:32:11,652 --> 00:32:13,513 I don't know, but I have an idea 674 00:32:13,523 --> 00:32:16,516 of where to look for answers. 675 00:32:16,526 --> 00:32:18,257 I lucid-dreamed. 676 00:32:18,267 --> 00:32:20,390 I saw a woman in a green hood. 677 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,697 She has to be the one giving me premonitions. 678 00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:24,220 Awesome. You got it working. 679 00:32:24,230 --> 00:32:26,396 - A-plus. - B-minus. 680 00:32:26,406 --> 00:32:27,876 Unless... 681 00:32:27,886 --> 00:32:30,661 you tell us where this green bitch went. 682 00:32:30,671 --> 00:32:33,838 Well, in my dream, I chased her to this stream 683 00:32:33,848 --> 00:32:36,580 by the Fuchsia Forest of Corian's Land. 684 00:32:36,590 --> 00:32:38,756 Corian's Land... 685 00:32:38,766 --> 00:32:41,411 also known as Sloth's Bane. 686 00:32:41,421 --> 00:32:44,283 I don't know what everything in my dreams means... mean. 687 00:32:44,293 --> 00:32:47,243 Anyway, I know that the answers 688 00:32:47,253 --> 00:32:49,593 to our questions... answers lie... lay there? 689 00:32:49,603 --> 00:32:51,421 I-I'm not usually the one 690 00:32:51,431 --> 00:32:53,728 who gives the big speech, so I'm... I'm going. 691 00:32:53,738 --> 00:32:56,741 So that... that's happening. 692 00:33:05,255 --> 00:33:07,247 Gordy says "you're welcome." 693 00:33:07,258 --> 00:33:09,096 And he left you a bill. 694 00:33:09,107 --> 00:33:12,458 That guy puts a really high value on his time. 695 00:33:15,330 --> 00:33:17,322 Wait, did I miss the Baba Yaga? 696 00:33:17,332 --> 00:33:19,542 Well, you snooze, you lose. 697 00:33:19,552 --> 00:33:22,023 I wasn't snoozing, I was dying. 698 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:24,677 We got bigger fish to fry. 699 00:33:24,687 --> 00:33:26,331 I'll explain everything 700 00:33:26,341 --> 00:33:29,030 as soon as your hedge witch friends get here. 701 00:33:32,043 --> 00:33:33,904 I know every instinct is telling you 702 00:33:33,914 --> 00:33:36,689 not to trust me... or anyone. 703 00:33:36,699 --> 00:33:40,041 But someone put a tracker on this. 704 00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:42,304 It's a complex, expensive, 705 00:33:42,314 --> 00:33:44,577 very high-level spell. 706 00:33:50,931 --> 00:33:52,357 It marked him. 707 00:33:52,367 --> 00:33:54,011 It looks like the Deweys you touched 708 00:33:54,021 --> 00:33:56,057 are doing the same to you. 709 00:33:56,067 --> 00:33:58,146 If you have any enchantments running... 710 00:33:58,156 --> 00:33:59,582 anything you got in a safe house, 711 00:33:59,592 --> 00:34:01,453 anything homebrewed... it could kill you... 712 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:04,982 just like it did to Duke and almost did to Pete. 713 00:34:06,425 --> 00:34:08,460 She saved my life. 714 00:34:08,470 --> 00:34:10,680 I trust her, and I vouch for her. 715 00:34:10,690 --> 00:34:14,379 - Who did this? - The Library. 716 00:34:14,389 --> 00:34:16,294 They make the Deweys, and they don't give a shit 717 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:18,601 about what happens to the hedges. 718 00:34:18,611 --> 00:34:21,343 They're trying to find someone, 719 00:34:21,353 --> 00:34:23,519 and we're just collateral damage. 720 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:26,435 So ask yourselves... if this is what they do 721 00:34:26,445 --> 00:34:29,438 when they're not even thinking about us, 722 00:34:29,448 --> 00:34:32,441 what happens when they decide we're a threat? 723 00:34:35,715 --> 00:34:37,620 Are we just gonna let people like them 724 00:34:37,630 --> 00:34:39,709 tell us we're not important? 725 00:34:42,113 --> 00:34:43,669 That we're just some side characters 726 00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:47,456 in their fucked-up fascist plot? 727 00:34:47,466 --> 00:34:51,112 My mom was a hedge... 728 00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:54,985 and she was killed by another hedge. 729 00:34:54,995 --> 00:34:57,640 You'd think that would turn me against you. 730 00:35:00,479 --> 00:35:02,601 But it didn't. 731 00:35:02,611 --> 00:35:06,388 It just made me realize that it doesn't have to be this way. 732 00:35:06,398 --> 00:35:08,999 If we could stop screwing each other over 733 00:35:09,009 --> 00:35:11,219 long enough to work together, 734 00:35:11,229 --> 00:35:14,787 then it's not the Library's story. 735 00:35:14,797 --> 00:35:17,616 It's our story. 736 00:35:24,068 --> 00:35:25,146 Hey. 737 00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:27,148 I have a buddy in Modesto. 738 00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:30,107 He says there's a leaky Library pipe there. 739 00:35:30,117 --> 00:35:32,804 I say we use it to make those assholes pay. 740 00:35:32,815 --> 00:35:34,546 Look, I know what you're going through... 741 00:35:34,556 --> 00:35:36,832 Do you? They kill your boyfriend? 742 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:38,691 Actually, yeah. 743 00:35:40,649 --> 00:35:43,077 Look, we'll figure out what to do next. 744 00:35:43,087 --> 00:35:44,339 I already know what to do. 745 00:35:44,349 --> 00:35:48,256 You do that, you're giving them a reason to wipe us out. 746 00:35:48,266 --> 00:35:52,042 Please just get a little sleep. We'll talk tomorrow. 747 00:35:52,052 --> 00:35:54,740 Hey, you're not alone, okay? 748 00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:57,710 We'll figure this out together in a way that feels right for you. 749 00:35:59,494 --> 00:36:01,312 Okay. 750 00:36:01,322 --> 00:36:03,194 Yeah, we can do that. 751 00:36:15,815 --> 00:36:19,548 It's a copy of our library, but wrong. 752 00:36:21,566 --> 00:36:24,074 I was gonna say a total mindfuck. 753 00:36:24,084 --> 00:36:25,775 Tomato, tomah-to. 754 00:36:28,871 --> 00:36:30,385 Oh, you go on. 755 00:36:30,395 --> 00:36:33,388 I'll just be here cutting myself to keep our bloody exit open. 756 00:36:33,398 --> 00:36:35,661 Hey, just made a joke. 757 00:36:46,498 --> 00:36:48,533 Hello? 758 00:38:35,346 --> 00:38:36,891 Where have you been? 759 00:38:36,902 --> 00:38:40,172 Your funhouse-mirror daughter shanked me. We have to go. 760 00:38:40,183 --> 00:38:42,801 Those things weren't her. The real Harriet could still be in here. 761 00:38:42,812 --> 00:38:45,280 - I can't just leave her. - I hate to break it to you, love... 762 00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:47,217 she might still be in there, but so are those monsters. 763 00:39:06,767 --> 00:39:07,888 An attack? 764 00:39:07,898 --> 00:39:09,325 On what branch? 765 00:39:09,335 --> 00:39:11,805 Modesto, California. 766 00:39:11,815 --> 00:39:14,243 We lost four Librarians. 767 00:39:14,253 --> 00:39:15,983 Hedge witches did it. 768 00:39:15,993 --> 00:39:18,029 But... but why? 769 00:39:20,911 --> 00:39:24,731 There was some fallout from your tracker coins. 770 00:39:24,741 --> 00:39:26,951 It's not your fault. 771 00:39:26,961 --> 00:39:29,127 Just unforeseen interaction. 772 00:39:29,137 --> 00:39:31,303 Several hedges died. 773 00:39:31,313 --> 00:39:36,221 The whole point of doing this was to avoid having to hurt anyone. 774 00:39:36,231 --> 00:39:37,962 I should have been here. 775 00:39:37,972 --> 00:39:39,659 You can't blame yourself. 776 00:39:39,669 --> 00:39:42,923 If anything, today we learned the true danger we're in 777 00:39:42,933 --> 00:39:45,893 and that your trackers might provide a solution. 778 00:39:47,677 --> 00:39:49,365 What do you mean? 779 00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:51,802 Complications aside... 780 00:39:51,812 --> 00:39:53,799 the idea is sound. 781 00:39:53,810 --> 00:39:57,764 Put whatever we have into circulation among them. 782 00:39:57,774 --> 00:40:01,159 We keep Modesto from happening again. 783 00:40:01,169 --> 00:40:04,380 Are you suggesting we kill hedge witches? 784 00:40:04,390 --> 00:40:06,817 I am suggesting that we keep an eye on them. 785 00:40:06,827 --> 00:40:08,778 To "protect the flame of knowledge" 786 00:40:08,789 --> 00:40:12,093 from ever being extinguished, no matter the cost." 787 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,663 I don't know what to say. 788 00:40:20,709 --> 00:40:22,962 This is an awesome responsibility. 789 00:40:22,973 --> 00:40:25,096 You and I both know that, but who is better suited 790 00:40:25,106 --> 00:40:28,708 to bear that responsibility than The Order? 791 00:40:30,416 --> 00:40:33,147 There is no one I trust more deeply 792 00:40:33,157 --> 00:40:36,368 to be fair and right than you. 793 00:40:43,037 --> 00:40:45,072 Alice. 794 00:40:45,082 --> 00:40:48,784 I can't stay long. I-I cast a spell to keep the Library from eavesdropping, 795 00:40:48,795 --> 00:40:50,668 but it won't last. 796 00:40:51,872 --> 00:40:53,516 I need your help. 797 00:40:53,526 --> 00:40:55,909 They have my friend Sheila. 798 00:40:55,919 --> 00:40:57,921 I know. 799 00:41:00,446 --> 00:41:02,220 Hello, Ms. Quinn. 800 00:41:02,230 --> 00:41:04,135 Alice, please. 801 00:41:04,145 --> 00:41:06,398 Nothing will happen to you here. 802 00:41:06,408 --> 00:41:08,473 Zelda wants to talk. 803 00:41:09,759 --> 00:41:10,978 Why? 804 00:41:13,415 --> 00:41:15,243 I need your help. 805 00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:19,019 I think I've seen enough. 806 00:41:19,029 --> 00:41:23,249 To counteract a lifetime of cis-het frat-bro bias? 807 00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:25,682 - I-I doubt it. - Okay. 808 00:41:25,693 --> 00:41:28,289 So tell me, what was I supposed to take from that? 809 00:41:28,299 --> 00:41:30,901 Zelda doesn't know it yet, but what she just set in motion 810 00:41:30,911 --> 00:41:33,164 is going to change the Library forever. 811 00:41:33,174 --> 00:41:35,819 Same with Fen and Fillory, 812 00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:38,909 Kady and all of magic. 813 00:41:38,919 --> 00:41:40,998 When you file people away as sidekicks, 814 00:41:41,008 --> 00:41:43,783 you don't realize their importance to the story, 815 00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:46,003 and this story belongs 816 00:41:46,013 --> 00:41:48,962 to a lot more people than you think. 817 00:41:48,972 --> 00:41:51,051 Where to shelve a book, 818 00:41:51,061 --> 00:41:52,792 it's not a little thing. 819 00:41:52,802 --> 00:41:55,229 You're telling the world what to value, 820 00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:58,259 who to value. 821 00:41:58,939 --> 00:42:01,410 You get our responsibility here? 822 00:42:01,420 --> 00:42:03,281 Well said. 823 00:42:03,291 --> 00:42:05,979 I think you've earned the right to move up. 824 00:42:05,989 --> 00:42:09,243 Excuse me? 825 00:42:09,253 --> 00:42:12,856 I know so much about you and your friends, 826 00:42:12,866 --> 00:42:16,043 but you never asked me how I died. 827 00:42:17,479 --> 00:42:19,471 O-okay, um... 828 00:42:19,481 --> 00:42:22,518 - How did you die? - Arrow to the chest... 829 00:42:22,528 --> 00:42:24,171 during the Crusades. 830 00:42:24,181 --> 00:42:25,303 "The Crusades"? 831 00:42:25,313 --> 00:42:27,392 1,000 years ago? 832 00:42:27,402 --> 00:42:29,002 We really thought the story 833 00:42:29,012 --> 00:42:32,136 was all about white guys back then, believe me. 834 00:42:32,146 --> 00:42:34,965 And I'm not new at all. 835 00:42:34,975 --> 00:42:38,969 I'm actually your supervisor's supervisor. 836 00:42:38,979 --> 00:42:41,493 So you're my boss. 837 00:42:41,503 --> 00:42:44,365 I fully see the irony of a white guy giving you this test, 838 00:42:44,375 --> 00:42:48,631 but ladies upstairs love a twist, so they always send me. 839 00:42:48,641 --> 00:42:50,154 Send you to what? 840 00:42:50,164 --> 00:42:52,025 To promote you. 841 00:42:52,035 --> 00:42:54,550 You're clearly ready for the next level. 842 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,986 Which is? 843 00:42:55,996 --> 00:42:58,075 Secrets Taken to the Grave. 844 00:42:58,085 --> 00:43:00,251 You're gonna collect them. 845 00:43:00,261 --> 00:43:02,243 Congratulations. 846 00:43:03,482 --> 00:43:04,995 Thank you. 847 00:43:05,005 --> 00:43:09,173 Oh, and, um, I'm afraid we're gonna need you to start right away. 848 00:43:24,510 --> 00:43:27,018 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 849 00:43:27,331 --> 00:43:28,924 Hey. 850 00:43:29,995 --> 00:43:31,866 Been a while. 851 00:43:33,555 --> 00:43:35,514 Welcome to the Underworld.